So we use WordPress to publish this precious dribble, and today i discovered a new feature (it’s probably several years old, but I just noticed it). If someone is Googling and ends up clicking on our blog, WordPress statistics keeps track of what Google search term was used to make them find our blog and actually click on us.
The results are outstanding. Here are two favourites, and I promise these are truly not made up:
bobo the german puppet from beer fest
British Leafy Salads Conference d. 19. november 2008
for the leafy salad one, we’re number one!!
Hah. We’re even on the first page if you just search for ‘British Leafy Salads Conference’ :
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=da&q=British+Leafy+Salads+Conference&btnG=S%F8g&meta=
I promise, the Bobo one wasn’t me.
I have the same feature built in to the Points in Case site, and you wouldn’t believe the searches that lead to me.
Here’s a sample:
what your drink says about you
obsolete jobs
offensive halloween costumes
college memories
thai strippers
college food budget
what a drink says about you
death pool picks
seal beach walk of shame
david nelson midget
bang mai kok
hall of fame part 2 voyeaur beach
news llama rape
kid rock and the midget
play doh sex toys
protractor head adam sandler
sexy remedies for hangovers
slutty zombie outfit
mini me china show reality tv ron jeremy
living with a midget
johnny tampon swiss
midget, bar las vegas
what nickname has been given to the 5 stars on tv’s queer eye for the straight guy
what nickname has been given to the five stars of tv’s queer eye for the straight guy
do midgets and dwarfs have normal size sex organs?
perverts r us
chicago midget bar
scientology walrus
helper monkey penis massage
midget yoga
I can’t tell you how proud this makes me. I gotta lay off the midget jokes for a while