The silly emails companies send

I’m not one to discuss work topics, but this blog does advertise itself as “Britlog: work, life, travel” so how can I lie to my viewing public?

For my first post under the work category, an email:

Dear all

please see the task below which is to be completed by all staff by next Tuesday.

Please send your responses to me. If for any reason you are unable to
meet the deadline then please speak to me beforehand.

Task

1. Please write a brief summary of your role and responsibilities

2. Please note who your line manager is, if you are not sure then please
state that

Regards

XXX

precious.
And such a boost to moral.

My translation:

Dear all, please tell us what you do, because he have no bloody clue.
Regards,
Incompetent management